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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:34

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

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